The Republic of Greater La Habana Cuba is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by PresLincolnDiazBalartVPIleanaRosLehtinen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.607 billion Greater La Habana Cubans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Spirituality, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Habana City Province. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The thriving Greater La Habana Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 1,134 trillion Pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 48,037 Pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 187,936 per year while the poor average 8,364, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

PresLincolnDiazBalartVPIleanaRosLehtinen has just been declared ruler of Greater La Habana Cuba in an international press conference, loans are available for students from poor families, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and Charismatic Christian Catholics has been named as Greater La Habana Cuba's national religion. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Greater La Habana Cuba's national animal is the El Tocororo and El Sinsonte, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Charismatic Christian Catholics.

Greater La Habana Cuba is ranked 100,292^nd in the world and 4,009^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 23.02 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.